Wrap-up: The Making Of Grandma's Rebuses
This is not a solution to the puzzle, but provides notes from its poser. This type of answer has been approved by the community.
Caution: This post may contain spoilers.
Inspiration
With the recent slew of enjoyable rebus puzzles hitting PSE, I decided to bandwagon a little and make some rebuses of my own.
Now, I typically like to make puzzles with several layers - it's more fun to design, and hopefully more fun to solve! So I wondered how I could turn rebuses into a multi-layered puzzle.
Drawing A Blank
Interestingly enough, the first rebus puzzle that I sketched out was the one that caused the most quibbles. 'DRAWING A BLANK' was initially represented with a square in place of the underscore that is present in the final version of the puzzle, and I intended it to look like a blank rebus card. That's since been changed, but anyhow, this was the first rebus answer I made.
I wanted the next step after the rebus solving to be somewhat unusual. Thinking about the fact that rebuses are almost always presented in fairly minimalist squares, I thought that maybe, just maybe, I could somehow get the answers to clue a grid arrangement of the rebuses!
But I couldn't think of what to do. I drew a blank, so to say. First letters? Last letters? Both? How do I deal with the fact that in an arrangement of pieces they have different numbers of neighbours? It didn't seem very easy to convert words into jigsaw instructions...
What's in a word?
What is in a word? Not much, really. There's their meaning, and then there's their construction. Since rebus answers tend to be quite specific and unusual things, using meaning to join rebuses seemed unlikely. Then I noticed 'in' inside DRAWING A BLANK. 'In' is one of the most common rebus strings. All of a sudden, it hit me that I could use strings of letters in common to join the rebuses! 2 letter strings seemed kinda silly, and 4 seemed way too tricky. So, it was basically decided that it was going to be 3. Since DRAWING A BLANK is a fairly long rebus answer, I just set it to be the middle of a 3x3 square (most neighbours) and decided to build the rest off that.
Putting things together
I ended up using a LOT of scrabble word finder. Suffice to say, it was a difficult process for me to get phrases/words that not only joined by three letter strings and had a unique solution, but also to be phrases/words that could be nice rebuses. You might notice, now, that 3 of the corner pieces are obscure in comparison to the rest: 'brandishes', 'subindex', and 'lactate', simply because I did the corners last and basically relied on testing combinations of 3 letter strings to find words that could be rebuses.
When I finally got my 3x3 grid of rebuses, I had to breathe a sigh of relief. But I also wondered why this arrangement would even be useful at all...
Cutting corners
Now, I'm sure that with a bit of foresight and possibly an entirely different set of rebuses, something magical could've happened after the arrangement step (don't ask me what, but I'm sure someone more creative than me could make something super cool happen). However, I decided it'd be too much effort to make something super elegant! So, I simply decided to have the arrangement give the solver attention to some useful information out of a LOT of extraneous information. It kind of made sense to stash this information in the corners of the rebus pieces, which would've given 16 pieces of important information near the center of the arrangement.
Should they be letters? Nah, I thought. Numbers? Sure, but why? Alphanumeric conversion. Heh, alright.
Adding heart to the puzzle
16 numbers would give 8 letters through alphanumeric substitution. Initially, this was going to say a rather bland 'well done'. However, thinking about the fact that this is a rebus-themed puzzle, I wondered if somehow this last step could become another puzzle in itself. Noting the diamond shapes, 'DIAMOND RING' jumped out at me. Unfortunately, I couldn't find an 8 letter synonym of ring... oh but hey, a 7 letter one will work with pluralization!
I didn't want to clue the final answer with something a bit boring like 'something precious'. Noting that one rebus had ED in a heart, I decided to construct a bit of a story with a couple in it, one of whom would be named ED, and the other asking for a present. The rest of the preamble and framing just kind of grew from there, and turned Grandma's Rebuses into the puzzle that it is now! Except...
Crashtesting
Thanks to the kind and observant folks here at PSE (Thanks @Deusovi and @Rubio in particular) I made a few edits to this puzzle as it was being solved in order to make it fairer/nicer. In fact, when initially posted, I forgot to erase that corner of the cards rebus - which would've led to an astonishing 8 assemblies of the pieces! Rubbing of one corner didn't give too much away, but reduced this number to 2.
The pencil rebus initially had a square being drawn, intended to look like a blank rebus card - but this edit was suggested and I agree that it works better, save for the faux-answer 'Drawing the line.'
Step 2, being the most complicated step, turned out to be a bit more handwavy than anticipated, with some puzzlers discounting the correct route due to the 'DOW' string occurring three times, along with 'DOWN' occurring twice. So I felt it was needed for the wording to be highly unambiguous in this step - it's still a very puzzling step, even when 'edge to edge connections' is specified, and 'no more, no less' was simply a note to not get distracted by that pesky 4 letter string.
What now?
Well, this was a fun puzzle to make, and hopefully, it was a fun puzzle to solve! I enjoy making multi-layered puzzles, and I'd like to think that there's a nice sense of discovery to them during the solving process. I really hope you enjoyed solving - hang on a second!
You haven't done step 6 yet! You haven't really COMPLETELY followed Grandma's instructions. Puzzle impurist! If you want to call yourself a true puzzler, finish what you started! PM me for a mailing address :) I await my diamond rings!
Muhahahahahaha.