I've just got back from an eye check-up, where I had the weirdest experience... Most of the appointment went fine - I'm not colour-blind, my eyes are physically healthy, no blind spots, etc. - but when it came to the visual acuity test, things took an unexpected turn...
We'd been casually chatting throughout the appointment and at one stage stumbled upon a mutual love of a traditional pub quiz. At this point the optometrist paused, seemed to be contemplating something for a moment, and then said, "Perhaps you would like to try my special test?" They then directed my attention to a wall where not one, not two, but ten seemingly ordinary-looking Snellen charts were laid out.
"Why so many tests?" I asked.
"Oh, there's only one test," they replied. "The ground rules - you'll get two points for each of the missing ones that you find, and a bonus two points for a nine-letter meta-answer you can extract from them. However, the test isn't a complete success unless you can also extract a ten-word message. Are you game?"
Well, I had no idea yet what those rules meant, but - even so - of course I was! I didn't have to be asked twice! Here's an image depicting the wall of charts I was faced with:
To be fair, I did have to leave my seat and go up closer to read some of the letters on the bottom three rows, so here's a text transcription of each chart too...
H
CE
INO
RSTU
ACHI?
A?KUTW
A?DEILN
A?BNOSTW
AA??P?UY
AADHILNT
A?HIILNT?
E
AA
?GN
?PRU
CDKSU
BI??SU
E?IKS??
AEEH?SWY
AANPRSST
BCE?KSUY
AEINPR??T
C
CG
HIL
NOTX
ANP??
C?NOOP
AEFLORS
AACDG?NR
EO?RSSTU
IIMSS?UW
EEEJLLRWY
K
AC
EGO
RTXY
HACBI
GFEBIH
HCIABGF
AEIHCGDA
GBFGECDD
HCDADEFI
EDFABGHBC
B
DE
INS
XXXY
GNOOP
EGIL?T
ABFH?SU
DEFLNOR?
AEENPPR?
EEG?PPTT
EHINOSTWW
A
EE
ELM
NSTX
BNO?R
FLR?UU
AHI?SSU
AILMNPTU
CEH?LNOR
ACDIMNS?
IL?NOPTUU
D
AA
CIL
PSTX
?N?TU
A?K?SU
AABBE?N
A?GINOST
??DEPSTU
EEFNORTW
AC?GIOOPR
F
AE
?IL
?RSX
A?ELT
ADEHIT
AAINRRY
AEE?MRST
AE?IPRTY
AEFLO?RT
AAFHLNSTU
I
AA
CEP
SSTT
DEORV
AEJNUU
AGILNN?
?BCIKMRS
ABCI?MOU
HLLNOOUU
DE?I?NOSS
G
AK
PRS
SUXX
?EGST
A?EHRS
DDEOORW
A?BD?LNS
EEIMOSTY
ABCE?NSY
?EGORSUVY
Can you complete the eye test? A complete answer should provide a full list of 'the missing ones', the nine-letter meta-answer, and the text of the hidden ten-word message.
NB I have attempted to replicate as closely as possible the layout of the Snellen chart used to illustrate the associated Wikipedia page. The green and red lines are purely decorative and serve no hidden purpose.