Conversation with the Cryptic Cat after my last crossword:
Cat: WHERE WERE THE CRYPTIC CLUES
Me: Calm down! I just wanted to make a normal-
Cat: Normal? What’s the point of a normal crossword? Cryptics are the way to go.
Me: Okay, okay, I’ll put some cryptics in my next one. Thing is, I want to make another Marching Bands, and they’re completely checked, and I hear you’re not supposed to do that in cryptics, so-
Cat: You talk too much. Just put clues along the diagonals! Easy peasy*
Cat: Also, the cryptics should solve to my favorite things: ***** ******.
*It turns out that this is not easy. Please forgive the grids and clues! They’re as good as I could make them under this constraint. The wordplay is legal, I promise.
Here are the rules of Marching Bands crosswords, rewritten for your convenience:
- Words march across each line. Each line has 2 words of variable length. The two words will fill up the whole line.
- Line 6's words are 5 letters each - they don't go through the black box.
- Words circle in each band. Each band's words are entered clockwise, one word after another, with clues given in order. The words together will fill up the band.
- All words are at least 3 letters long.
So I went off, made the cryptics, made the grids, made the clues. Then that incorrigible Cat came in and scrambled them! Each group of clues is in the right place - both of the Band A clue sets should be placed in the outer layer a grid - but sometimes the clues for grid #1 comes first, and sometimes the clues for grid #2 comes first. The only set of clues that is guaranteed to be the right way around (grid #1 before #2) is Marchers-1.
To recap: the clues below are in scrambled order, but are in the correct groups nonetheless. The two solved grids will have cryptic clues read down the diagonals (left-to-right, then right-to-left, so \/). These clues will solve into a two-word phrase (one word per grid) that is the answer to the question “What are the Cryptic Cat’s favorite things? (5, 6)”. Feel free to ask for clarifications if that explanation didn't make sense.
The grids:
For those who have trouble with pictures: the grids are 11x11, with rows labeled 1-11 from top to bottom, and the circular bands labeled A-E going inwards. Each long diagonal is shaded, and the central square is black.
Marchers
1.
a) Sharp, pungent flavor
b) Country in the middle of South Africa
a) Constrictors, sometimes
b) Stinging sensations
2.
a) Sparkling new
b) Lures
a) Musical rates
b) Give in
3.
a) Holder of merit badges
b) Away from shelter
a) Cold Italian desserts
b) Popular snack during sports games
4.
a) Dietary fiber
b) Character often used as digital eyes
a) Ancient city on the Gulf of Aqaba
b) 14-line poem
5.
a) Fixes with thread
b) Open with key
a) Assign a new value to
b) "Bad" cholesterol (abbr.)
6.
a) Scatter carelessly
b) Place of entertaining battles
a) Promises openly
b) Wind around and around
7.
a) Bug B Gon manufacturer
b) Proclaim far and wide
a) Expressively flexible tempo
b) Jail, informally
8.
a) Remedy
b) Small, sparkly crown
a) Off the mark
b) Pencil shadings
9.
a) At which, in legalese
b) Singular friend (2 wrds.)
a) Interjection of contempt
b) Woman bequeathed to
10.
a) Barcelona bloom
b) Put back
a) Responsibilities
b) Small coin from olden Finland
11.
a) Old Russian leader
b) Less potent form of estrogen
a) Someone who cries feebly
b) Israeli submachine gun
Bands
A.
1) Showing off
2) Chunk of learning
3) Tools of opening
4) Sudden attack of illness
5) Jean-making Strauss
6) Bank's bouncing explanation (abbr.)
7) Model
1) Knotty mess
2) Chronic drinker
3) Hilton, say
4) Group of connected computers (abbr.)
5) Someone not from here
6) Little crumb
7) Fluids used in vaccines
8) Pack away
9) What sinking ships broadcast
10) Calm
B.
1) Domain across the seas
2) Gave
3) Opposite of and
4) Frank diary writer
5) Notes after email signoffs (abbr.)
6) Without damage
7) Reading & writing (abbr.)
1) Purpose
2) Popular sport in Canada (2 wrds.)
3) Trophy of war
4) Weasley family owl
5) Canadian physicist/politician Ted
6) Barn's direction topper
C.
1) TYPE LIKE THIS
2) Furtive walk
3) Mexican revolutionary
4) Standing quite straight
5) Suggested vitamin intake (abbr.)
1) Hispanic lady
2) Cover
3) Residence of a raptor
4) Blast
5) Famous Irish king named Brian
D.
1) First Republican president
2) Wild indulgence
3) Celtic god of the dead
1) Seat fit for a monarch
2) Italy's version of the BBC (abbr.)
3) Reverse of an iamb
E.
1) Actor's last act (2 wrds.)
1) Solar storms