Need a courier to help us send a message. Must have good aim.
Are you something of a creative type, the type whose mind moves in ways other than black and white? Do you understand discretion when collaborating in a group? Can you listen to a very, very specific story and share that story with others?
Join The Business Corporation, a completely legitimate operation specializing in making dreams into reality for those whose got the money, not specializing in crime.
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Still trying to shoot with a 35 mm cartridge? Why not just do away with wasting metal? Hit 'em with a digital photoelectromagnetizer to get the job done. Our employees get the newest "tools" that offer pinpoint accuracy from far away and are completely electronic. The evidence left behind of your highly successful business dealings is in your hands and nobody else's.
You're told what to do and you get the job done. The last thing your target's going to see before the big sleep is what you have done. No games.
With a multi-talented crew beside you, we're sure your work is going to be a real hit with everyone; they'll all be left seeing stars and you'll be seeing a whole lotta moolah.
If you're ready to climb the redberry tree to the top and be the best, contact Gaumont.
What are you being asked to do and how long is the prison sentence if there is one? Be certain and provide your reasoning; you'll end up needlessly unemployed or behind bars if you don't.