A man wandered around on a boat,
And fell through a hole in the hull;
He was gobbled up by a shark,
And then by a flock of seagulls.
Three days later the man's ghost came back,
To haunt the boat with the hole;
But the boat was not there and never even was,
It was only a desert of trolls.
The ocean lay far to the right and the left,
The dragon's lair matched the shape's theme;
The tropical site, a mystery is,
Things vanish without naught a great scream.
What happened to the mythical boat,
Why was it never there?
What happened here with the desert and trolls,
What was this strange affair?
HINT:
The answer lay somewhere on Earth,
not in cyberspace void;
The man's not alone in his plight,
A place that many avoid.