This is an homage to The World's Hardest Riddle. This riddle will make more sense if you check it out first.
I apparently am not smarter than a kindergartener, but here's my version of the riddle to match the answer I had guessed.
I show polar bears white
and I make you wanna try.
I make guys have to pee,
and girls have to pee too.
I make celebrities look stupid
and I make normal people cool.
Part of me turns pancakes brown
and makes your champagne bubble.
If you're mean to me I'll pop.
If you smell too much you'll drop.
Can you guess THIS riddle?
The format is made to reflect the original, but each line should refer back to a single word.
What is the word?