I'm a tree. Only in Puzzling Stack Exchange. I'm a book about a tree in Literature Stack Exchange.
Also, blame Rand al'Thor. And also blame Tsundoku.
My favorite quotes from my time at PSE:
"A certain level of stupidity is impossible to differentiate from genius...." Mithical
"...the corollary being that a certain level of genius is impossible to differentiate from stupidity. Mithical
"Eat sh&$ and die. On a good day." humn
"Oh, I've been kidnapped again." Deusovi
"I don't need two arms to kick your ass." Sciborg
Please note that I look nothing like the photo above, it just happens so that ash trees are the most generic looking trees in the world.