I type for a living.
(Well, ok, what I type is what they pay me for, but still...)

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My friends at Puzzling.SE have decided that:
1. I am definitely a dog.   (...confirmed?!)
2. I am definitely over 30.
3. I love Windows.
4. I'm a (diet) coke fiend.
5. I'm a gothic who only wears bright pink black shirts.
6: I'm a witch?

_{The veracity of these "facts" is neither confirmed nor denied by their inclusion here.}

Rubio "sightings":