I'm late to this party, and the OP seems to have left, but here's my 19-word solution! (Basically Lampost's accepted answer with some of the ending changed)


Would this pair be an interesting addition: 3 syllables vs 2, the C and H, and the A pronounced very differently. But maybe they are too close in meaning - after all, they are both led by a man with a stick!

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