EDIT: I'll have to do a little extra work in collating all the correct answers to earn my green tick, so here they are:
Everybody slept for most of the movie.
An Apple computer discovered some plant and eventually make everyone do exercise.
It’s a Shakespeare adaptation but with cats and monkeys.
90+ year old government employee convinced a group ...
Blunder Involving Gliding Toy
Sunrise Over Place to Keep Garden Tools
Purchaser of Easter Flower
Those Presenting the Bill for Organic Tortillas
Greetin' the People of Sound Mind by Chimin' a Bell
Citrus For a Recordkeeper of Asian Cookware
Ouchy Milk Farm
Athlete Whose Home is by the Train Tracks
Cereal That Will Make You Grow Tall
Here's a shot. All but the 2nd are on this nifty Wikilist:
How oft the potion, orange in hue
delights my sense among the dew.
Indeed this land can scarce contain
Our presence should we both remain.
From first I heard thine mouth's sweet spell
A victim helpless I befell.
This vessel shall contain our dirge
Should storm or monstrous beast resurge.
Of us there are three
one of which is part tree;
The other one you should not fear,
but it will make you burst in tears;
As for the last one, and there is no bluffing,
that's the one you'll never see coming.
The movie pitches are all:
With quite a lot of the help from the community, here are answers to all of them:
Pitch #1: After his mother's tragic death, rand al'thor takes a tumble to a land he only remembers from his dreams. With his mother's final directions in mind, he sets off on his journey to discover his true destiny, making new friends and meeting ...
With credits to @Xenocacia, @PL457, @Statman and @Ashwin (please upvote those linked answers) for their assistance on #2, 3, 5, 6, 10, 11.
Older female relatives
Adam and Eve's son adopts a country
It's 3 a.m., cloudy, with no moon
Deinonychus becomes the new Kris Kringle
Get out of here, Jackman!
The nanny and the chimney-sweep say "I do"
I've got it :-)
The movie is:
and the quote is:
I wrote a solver in C to figure out the paths corresponding to each sum. It takes about 0.1 seconds to output the following results:
1600: L=13 1800: L=14 1900: L=15 2300: L=16
1 2 0 0 1 3 4 5 1 3 4 6 1 8 9 10
9 3 4 5 0 2 6 11 11 ...
Sport athlete got caught by the police and forced to do manual labor, ended up learning humility and got sweet sponsorships.
A son understood his immigrant father more after he went to Europe and fell in love with a girl.
The recommended film is
First half: I look small, but am vast. A fireball, but in the past.
Second half: In the air you barely see me. You do me to get rid of me.
The middle: A blue box from elsewhere, But you, not I, go there.