The hot summer could be a thing anywhere but I want to assume you were
Now I don’t know what exact type of restaurant it was or what your food was. However, I want to guess that the shoeless person
Of course, when you pointed that out to the (local) waitress
Obviously, you cannot take your shoes off in this context but when you did and got into an ...
The description of "5/8 of the way into [your] meal" could imply that you are:
This particular establishment:
This means that among the clientele would be:
The shoe-less customer could therefore be:
(Similarities with SteveV's answer perhaps but hopefully you can also see the differences and the justification...)
The "Downfall" is actually
I will be back in September.
If you think I am feminine,
I will show you stop sign.
If you are afraid of heights,
I will throw you in the sea at twilights.
If any mis event happens (heh!, so lame),
you know which insect to blame.
When you are sixty and low on your defenses,
don't go blaming your senses.