The description of "5/8 of the way into [your] meal" could imply that you are:
This particular establishment:
This means that among the clientele would be:
The shoe-less customer could therefore be:
(Similarities with SteveV's answer perhaps but hopefully you can also see the differences and the justification...)
Actually it is equivalent to 113.4 (rather than 114.3) of any unit, not just metres. The decimal point is optional. 1.134, 11.34, 113.4, and 1134 are all equivalent to hell.
However this is only the case when using a device with a 7-segment liquid crystal display (LCD) such as an old calculator. The technique is simple: Input the number and then rotate the ...