Okay, after looking at this question on and off for a few days, here is my contribution thus far. After sussing that we were supposed to interpret the titular 'flowers' as:
I had gone on to wonder whether the area of interest was indeed:
My own hunch had been borne out of identifying EAST (To the East is a great river, alloy) as potentially being:
I'm not certain about all of the flowers but I think the answer is
To the West is of conquer, of victory,
To the North is for leather laundry.
To the East is a great river, alloy,
To the South is big and tall, ahoy!
I myself am the glorious one who brings in heat,
A four-letter word is what you need!
(Firstly, can I just say that this is a really nice little puzzle and it is a shame it has never garnered the attention it deserves!) As for the solution, I believe your AI created this art to represent your travels using:
To start with, we know from the text that you have visited 12 countries. Note then that the line of the artwork which represents the ‘...
I am guessing (with help from www.suncalc.org and www.eclipsechasers.com) that you might be on Isla Socorro (a small island about 400 km south of the Baja peninsula). Or you could be on a boat (or swimming) a few km off-shore off-that island.
There appears to be a Naval base there, but I can't find a nice restaurant where you could sit and enjoy a beer ...
Sad Wally, ugliest Alcatraz impala, mimeo abhorrer, lava continuo, kneels.
Mean nerd met imperiled underservant; cuckoo kisses Ina Nagle.
Met nerd, men worry cello neoclassicism negate Icaria tox lava.
So the answer is:
I think you are
I'm in the north. I can be accompanied by violent crimes, a relative direction, or a body of fresh water.
I'm in the east. I can be accompanied by a wiild aanimal, a cardinal direction, or a place by the water.
I'm in the south. I can be accompanied by a financial transaction, an African religion or overflows of water.
I'm in the west. I ...
What geographical division contains each place exactly once?
What is the one geographical attribute?
List the attribute for each place (list ten things).
What ten-character number, word or phrase is formed by taking the first number or letter of each thing?
What is the missing place, and why?