Let me tell you about MY life: >They took from me something near to my heart. I crossed the Atlantic, my short became long, but I was still essentially myself. > I gave up heroin. I introduced my companions to my friend Syrah. > Once accustomed to a life of comfort, I left all ease behind. I had no place to rest, but I was always of two minds—to meander in and around the trees, or to blow through and past them? > I chased a husbandman's wife until she attacked me in her usual manner. I left, diminished, but I felt no loss. > I made a teacher mad, and she tore my head off. This made me one of the popular kids. > And now I am here before you, nearly unrecognizable—but a fraction of what I once was—but focus your sight just on my head. You'll see I was here all along. **What was I at the start of my saga?** **What significant changes did I endure?**