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God.

I'm three, yet each part's the same; in the end I'm only one.

The Holy Trinity, the godhead three-in-one.

I surround & protect all life on Earth, even those who still worship the Sun.

Omnipresence and omni-benevolence are traits usually associated with God.

In the heavens I am holy, I'm sure you've heard of the notion,

I shouldn't have to explain how this applies, right?

So the people of my beginning have to use quite a lot of lotion.

Jewish men practice circumcision as a part of their religion, which results in decreased lubrication to the penis, and thus requires the use of lubricating lotions during certain activities.