Robot Dan, world smartest vacuum cleaner, and I took our packages and fly to trip. We had to took our big pistol, that could shot down a tank. Last time we almost started world war 3, by shooting someone called "Canady." Lovely! Andes were our first stop. But we were disappointed by cheese food. It was just farmlands with huge cows, goats and pigs. But that was not all - because we were near north pole, Dan shot big flying leviathan. And he died immediately! In the end of the day (around 9), we flew back home. This time because of Dan. He had very bad diarrhea. There was propably something in the food. (He had chicken vindaloo.) Next stop: Modern centrum of slow access information - England!

2nd day:

"Linearity is the property of a mathematical relationship or function" Dan started to read from wikipedia "which means that it can be graphically represented as a straight line." And that is why we had to leave museum of Ancient Internet. Next stop! Country we flew last was USA. There was a nice glass factory. They created (for example) glass of water, small mayonnaise jar, transparent mirrors, one wine bottle and glass cubes. That was it. Dan knows 32 languages of glass. That was amazing!

What is not Dan's favourite number?