A man awoke hungry, so hungry
He opened his fridge, so hungry
He ate all that was in it, so hungry
He went to the store, so hungry.
He bought all there was, and ate it,
Every type of food, he ate it;
The rules of this puzzle are unstated
You must guess them and find how they're slated
If you're here then you're pro'lly not dated
If it's today then it isn't belated
It's ok cause I know that you're ...
A man wandered around on a boat,
And fell through a hole in the hull;
He was gobbled up by a shark,
And then by a flock of seagulls.
Three days later the man's ghost came back,
To haunt the boat with ...
One sun-shining day in London,
Twelve people attended a party.
They didn't know who was coming,
But they hoped the time would be hearty.
Four husbands and wives were attending,
Each one of two boys ...
Four men went to a casino
To play some blackjack;
The first started playing
And won his first bet.
The second got distracted
With the girl in red dress;
The third wandered over
And forgot what to do.
My family and I love to be united in four or five
My name can be hard to pronounce, and I won't apologize
My brother's always crying, really pulling on the heart
And not many people can tell us two ...
Oh my God. Okay, I have a lot of things to catch up on. First, a belated HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! to everyone. Second, have any rules on Puzzling.SE vitally changed during the past three months? And last but ...
There's a match in my pocket
And an ace up my sleeve
Yet I'm no magician
That you can conceive
I'm admired in New York
London and more
Yet I am no God
And love is a chore
You can set me on grass
It's been a while since my last visit to the Puzzling.SE community; I hope everyone has been doing well and that everyone has an exciting and happy new year! For those of you who are sitting at home ...