As a matter of fact, I never thought I would find the courage and the nerve to post a puzzle like this one. If it doesn't get me stoned, it will get me downvoted by myopic people. I hope that some of you might find it worth their precious while to throw a bit of thinking at it. There is a hidden pattern in this paragraph, and I was quite amused when I first saw it. Please don't assume that I am writing horrid nonsense or that my mind has fallen asleep. Look meticulously for related words that have been altered in some odd way.