As a matter of fact, I never thought I would find the courage and the nerve to post a puzzle like this one. If it doesn't get me stoned, it will get me downvoted by myopic people. I hope that some of you might find it worth their precious while to throw a bit of thinking at it. There is a hidden pattern in this paragraph, and I was quite amused when I first saw it. Please don't assume that I am writing horrid nonsense or that my mind has fallen asleep. Look meticulously for related words that have been altered in some odd way.
Any chance that hidden pattern isn't very pronounced?
Each sentence seems to contain an anagram of one of the words showing up in that sentence.
never - nerve
doesn't - stoned
worth - throw
was - saw
please - asleep
related - altered