A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

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    $\begingroup$ Monkey, because monkey has a "key" to the banana on a coconut tree! $\endgroup$ – user9174 Mar 3 '15 at 10:59
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    $\begingroup$ I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is a simple joke, not a puzzle. $\endgroup$ – Len Mar 19 '15 at 2:48

That's a coconut tree - no bananas(unless you bring your own, in which case a monkey is more likely to carry a banana) and what you posted was supposed to be puzzling.

I can see a wave of downvotes soaring towards your question. ;-)

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  • $\begingroup$ Sorry i'm new here, what kind of "tags" should i add to this kind of question? $\endgroup$ – Pierre-Arthur Ferraro Mar 3 '15 at 11:07
  • $\begingroup$ I'm not very "old" here either but soon enough a moderator may leave a link for you to read if this is not accepted as a riddle on this site. I predicted downvotes because I've seen that people on SE don't like easy puzzles/questions. You could see a somewhat similar example here $\endgroup$ – Donbhupi Mar 3 '15 at 11:18
  • $\begingroup$ @Pierre I've taken the liberty of editing your tags. On this site at least, the "riddle" tag is mainly used for "what am I?"-type puzzles. $\endgroup$ – Rand al'Thor Mar 3 '15 at 11:52

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