# A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird [closed]

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

• Monkey, because monkey has a "key" to the banana on a coconut tree! – user9174 Mar 3 '15 at 10:59
• I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is a simple joke, not a puzzle. – Len Mar 19 '15 at 2:48

I can see a wave of downvotes soaring towards your question. ;-)