My name is Abram.

I will not beget a son named Isaac. I will not know the joy of creating a people. As I roam the desert, I bring only death. I will never become Abraham. In fact, I'm not even human!

Why is this?

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    $\begingroup$ Surely the huge majority of people called Abram are not the biblical character of that name. This seems like a bit of a non-riddle to me. (Also, it's mothers who conceive; fathers beget.) $\endgroup$
    – Gareth McCaughan
    Mar 5 '20 at 14:44
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    $\begingroup$ @GarethMcCaughan I made the word mistake because I'm not an English native speaker. Also, added a bit of extra info. Thanks! $\endgroup$
    – Lucas
    Mar 5 '20 at 14:47

Is it possible that you are

an M1 Abrams tank? These certainly roam the desert bringing death. I'm a bit concerned about "Abram" versus "Abrams", though.


You are the

M1 Abrams tank. It's used in desert combat, it brings destruction and being a tank, it isn't human, so can't create people.


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