I am creating a goofy sign for a pool using a vinyl letter set, which contains a limited alphabet of upper and lower case letters:
I have run out of 'e'; I am flexible on capitalization and word usage, but I want to keep capitalization consistent within words and lines.
I want to retain the intent of the sign/phrase, and am open to rephrasing and synonyms. The lone P must be uppercase, as well as the OOL. I currently have this, but cannot complete the final gag sentence.
to our OOL
There is no P
Please keep it that way
Non-English speakers: this is a silly request for pool users to not urinate while swimming.
Attempts to solve:
Replace "There is" with "Notice" I run out of 'o'.