# Zed's E-mail: My Good Ol' Uncle Sugar

My friend Gabby and I constantly look out for each other. Just the other day, she received a strange message from what I thought was an uncle of hers. "Problem is," she started with a worried look, "I don't even have an Uncle Sugar! Do you think someone is trying to scam me?" I tried my best to assuage her, then I looked at the email, which read as such:

FROM: uncle_sugar@navientlogin.net
TO: 4n0gr4mm4G4bby@programmingant.com
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Dear Gabby,

DV ECW is it HP make ZPG with an PSC?

Kindly,
Uncle Sugar


I had to blink twice at first; it couldn't be! I quickly made a note of what the message said, and started humming away as I began decrypting the message a second time, but I noticed something odd... it seemed familiar. I began muttering to myself --- this, of course, did little to help my friend who was in a near-panicked state as-is:

• "Of all musical instruments, why a..."
• "Hmm, that isn't how you spell... perhaps they meant the other one?"
• "Well, wait, perhaps they meant to add an '×'? That would make it..."

Eureka! I had figured it out; I just had to take just one last look at the sender, and it all made perfect sense! Gabby was hysterical at this point: "Well, what does it say?! Is it a death threat?!? Are they trying to hurt me?!"

"Quite the contrary," I reassured my friend. "After all, it was a friendly message... How easy it was, indeed!"

How could I have possibly figured this all out? Maybe you can explain why?

While asking for an explanation sounds vague at first, there is only one possible way to come to my conclusion. The challenge, then, is to decipher the message into plaintext just like I did.

HINTS:

Naturally, Gabby wasn't amused by my jest (really, I was only trying to help), so she confronted this "uncle of hers" with a message of her own. She was surprised to see a new message pop up not too soon after, which read:

Ahasuerus' many suitors gave him many names, but none wouldknow him by his less-common moniker, BOUNB. And wouldn't youknow it, he was even British at one time! Yes, yes, I know;I laughed, too! But perhaps it's best you don't say his nameout loud... his name is not so easily understood in the openair.
Even I scratched my head at this one, but rest assured, everything he said was true!

• Anogramm4gabby, is the email of gabby once you decode some leetspeak, suggesting an anagram. – user118161 Dec 13 '19 at 1:36
• Navientlogin is something for student loans? – user118161 Dec 13 '19 at 1:36
• programmingant could refer to apache ant. – user118161 Dec 13 '19 at 1:36
• Interesting ideas... I wouldn't say all of them are worthwhile, though... at least, not by themselves, anyways... – Omicron Zed Dec 13 '19 at 3:07
• it something like DV indicated Did we? – Ms Designer Dec 14 '19 at 6:12