Can your criticisms please stop?
All you say are crap
Robert, stop teasing me for my height
Raphaelle, i don’t care if I ressemble a Cheetos
Oh my dear lord, I’m
Tearing myself apart
What am I?
I feel like this can't be the answer, but I'll give it a go anyway!
This puzzle seems to be an acrostic puzzle, as the acrostic gives us CARROT. Also, adding to the "confusion", carrots do in a way resemble Cheetos. More specifically, the carrot could be baby carrot as one of the lines says "stop teasing me for my height". Lastly, thanks to Belhenix, a baby carrot tends to split through the middle thus explaining the last line.
So the answer I am going with is:
It is a baby carrot