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1) My Love for you is like $L= m.C^2$...because it grows xxx with speed of xxxx.

2) My Love is like a xxxx it goes on xxxxx.

3) You must be the xxxxx xxxx of xxxxx because I feel irrational around you.

4) The derivative of my love for you is xxxx because my love for you is xxxx.

5) Honey, you are sweeter than xxxxxx.

6) I am a mental math wizard. I can take square root of any number in seconds...don’t believe me..let us try with your xxxxx xxxxx.

7) I heard you are good at algebra. Could you replace my ???? without asking ????.

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  • $\begingroup$ what's the 'i' for in the tag? $\endgroup$ – JMP Jun 12 '19 at 18:32
  • $\begingroup$ It was accidental...will delete..thx $\endgroup$ – Uvc Jun 12 '19 at 18:33
  • $\begingroup$ This is supposed to play little on math humor....supposed to be on the lighter side.. $\endgroup$ – Uvc Jun 12 '19 at 18:35
  • $\begingroup$ Would the humor tag be appropriate? $\endgroup$ – Adam Jun 12 '19 at 18:48
  • $\begingroup$ I dint know we had one..I can edit ..we need to relax once in awhile from serious puzzle solving $\endgroup$ – Uvc Jun 12 '19 at 18:50
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1)

My Love for you is like $L=m.C^2$...because it grows massively with speed of light.

2)

My Love is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

3)

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

4)

The derivative of my love for you is 0 because my love for you is constant.

5)

Honey, you are sweeter than pi.

6)

I am a mental math wizard. I can take square root of any number in seconds...don’t believe me..let us try with your phone number.

7)

I heard you are good at algebra. Could you replace my ex without asking why?

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  • $\begingroup$ You are the closest to the answers I was looking for..so far $\endgroup$ – Uvc Jun 12 '19 at 19:10
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1) My Love for you is like $L= m.C^2$...because it grows xxx with speed of xxxx.

Proportionally with speed of light

2) My Love is like a xxxx it goes on xxxxx.

Circle it goes on forever

3) You must be the xxxxx xxxx of xxxxx because I feel irrational around you.

Square root of two

4) The derivative of my love for you is xxxx because my love for you is xxxx.

Exponential because my love for you is exponential

5) Honey, you are sweeter than xxxxxx.

Pi

6) I am a mental math wizard. I can take square root of any number in seconds...don’t believe me..let us try with your xxxxx xxxxx.

Phone number

7) I heard you are good at algebra. Could you replace my ???? without asking ????.

Ex (x) without asking why (y)

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  • $\begingroup$ You are pretty close $\endgroup$ – Uvc Jun 12 '19 at 19:10

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