I'm on patrol
I'm on a roll!
I want to clean
Could you please lean?

What could I be?

Your answer should be one or two words, depending on how you spell this well-used phrase. Make sure you provide an explanation.

Bonus Question (And a hint): How many should you take? (Answer is in the riddle as well)


My suggestion (somewhat too straightforward)

bathroom tissue (or toilet paper, etc.)


It's usually on a roll and used for cleaning. Also, the title hints :)

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    $\begingroup$ I wonder if the bonus is rot13(Pbhyq vg or sbhe furrgf fvapr rnpu yvar vf sbhe flyynoyrf)? $\endgroup$ Apr 25 '19 at 11:35
  • $\begingroup$ Precisely :) Some even prefer HALF that, but they are crazy. $\endgroup$ Apr 25 '19 at 11:36

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