# Such a crappy riddle

I'm on patrol
I'm on a roll!
I want to clean

What could I be?

Your answer should be one or two words, depending on how you spell this well-used phrase. Make sure you provide an explanation.

Bonus Question (And a hint): How many should you take? (Answer is in the riddle as well)

My suggestion (somewhat too straightforward)

bathroom tissue (or toilet paper, etc.)

Because

It's usually on a roll and used for cleaning. Also, the title hints :)

• I wonder if the bonus is rot13(Pbhyq vg or sbhe furrgf fvapr rnpu yvar vf sbhe flyynoyrf)? – likwidfire2k Apr 25 '19 at 11:35
• Precisely :) Some even prefer HALF that, but they are crazy. – CStafford-14 Apr 25 '19 at 11:36