# A letter with no particular backstory

So, I was walking down the street when this paper materialized just in front of me, as if from thin air. I'm not sure if I can decipher it, maybe you can? It also smelled like fish a bit.

The paper says:

Hello! My name is Sam. I am from the future. Dad said I can send a letter to the past. Hope you find it! Now, I will tell you my best joke.
$$\quad$$ Why the fisher does not want to live on the shore?
$$\quad$$ It runs too fast! Hahahahahahaha

[These last few words are upside down] Anchovies are my favourite

How the deciphering works:

Each of the figures is composed of some simple symbols, each of these symbols represents a letter which together form a word.
To decipher the text, I started with guessing that the first word is "Hello", this immediately gives the symbol for the L, and looking at the letter frequencies a bit, it seemed likely that the circle corresponded to E. An other observation that can be made at the start is that the two squares appear as single letter words, so it was likely that they were A and I (in some order). For the rest I have mostly just tried to find figures with a lot of known letters, with only a few possibilities for the remaining letters. It helps here that most words are fairly short.

Now my best explanation of the joke is

that the joke uses the fact that the given cipher has no way of distinguishing anagrams; the first part of the joke namely seems to say "Why the fisher does not want to live on the shore?", but the punch line indicates that it actually says "Why the fisher does not want to live on the horse?"!

Here is the paper together with the plaintext:

• I had a feeling the first symbol meant that... but, boy, I had no idea about the rest! This is so good! Apr 19 '19 at 17:33
• I don't get the joke. Apr 19 '19 at 18:46
• How do you get from the random symbols to the translation? - I can see how each shape could indicate a letter or sound but I see no clue in there to crack it. Apr 19 '19 at 20:15
• Here I was trying to read the faint rows of text that look like they are on the other side of the paper ("backstory"). I guess I should have noticed there is no stenography tag. Apr 19 '19 at 20:19
• @Barker Oh, so sorry for that. I didn't have clear paper to compose the thing :( Apr 19 '19 at 23:20