"Kindly state your name." The nurse's voice was polite, but qiet.
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my hearing's bad."
Being mostly deaf was quite frustrating for our patient.

"Please tell me your name and date of birth."
"Pardon, but you really must speak up.."

"Excuse me, are you still there, or did I lose connection," our patient yell over the phone.
Silence again greets our patint and they check to be sure the phone is still on.

"Really, you must speak up. I am half deaf, and wont hear a thing if you mumble," our patient exclaims.

After another long pause our patient gives up and turns off the phone.
What a waste of time.. now our patient will just have to go there in person.

After arriving at the hospital our patient is finally seen by their physician.

Our patient will be fine. It's just another case of being affected by ______.
They really should have known better, as this isn't the first time its come up.

Now to get back home for some lunch. They were going to make their favorite food.
By now you should know what it is our paient enjoys consuming, but do you know wat was wrong with them?

You'l need to see this through to the end to see why they were all mixed up.

Hint 1

There are 5 words that lead to a final answer.

Hint 2 (lengths)

6, 4, 4, 10, 5


I had to modify the misspelled words. This will make the final solution make more sense.

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    $\begingroup$ Hm... Still working on the main question, but the lunch appears to be a rot13(erq ureevat) ;) $\endgroup$ Apr 15, 2019 at 19:48
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    $\begingroup$ Are the misspellings intentional? $\endgroup$
    – Yout Ried
    Apr 15, 2019 at 22:29
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    $\begingroup$ @YoutRied youtube.com/watch?v=Pismg8l57Rs $\endgroup$
    – Gareth McCaughan
    Apr 15, 2019 at 22:32
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    $\begingroup$ Rot13(vs lbh ebg13 gur vgnyvpvfrq yrggref, lbh trg gur jbeq fhogreshtr) $\endgroup$
    – lioness99a
    Apr 16, 2019 at 9:11
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    $\begingroup$ @JesseAmano Because the first letters of each quote spells rot13(xvccre) or just because it seems unrelated? $\endgroup$
    – Barker
    Apr 18, 2019 at 21:29


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