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When you touch me I feel abused,

but when you carry me around I feel amused.

Why does that man wants me so bad?

He even seems to be mad!

You know, Donald Trump wants me as well!

Oh no, I got confused. He won't win Nobel.

I'll tell you the reason why, listen to me

It's just the president wants me without E.T.!

What am I?

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The answer is

Wallet

Because

A president wants it without E.T which is wallet - E.T = Wall, where Trump proposing a wall between US and Mexico, enjoy!

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