Haven't been online for so long due to school and stuff :P
Saw a teapot riddle a while ago so here's one
Teapot 1: What's with you and your slimy things?
Teapot 2: I help maintain the ecosystem! What about you, only existing in the minds of others?
Teapot 1: Hey! I exist in books, magazines, everywhere! I'm so big, more than most can perceive!
Teapot 2: But you're usually used for things I can't even see!
Teapot 1: At least I stay the same all the time, unlike you, moving around and being so disgusting!
Day 2 (one more clue)
Teapot 3: How are you doing?
Teapot 1: You aren't supposed to be here!
Teapot 3: You just knew? Hah!
Teapot 2: How much did you find out!?