I hired a contractor to build one simple thing! How hard could it be?! He claimed to have completed the job 3 times, but all I heard was this lame excuse:
I went out west to take a test
But he called me dumb as rust
So, I called a ride to take me
But the fishing was a bust
At my lake home destination, I did find with punctuation...
An alien invasion
He started to babble about french airplanes, but I kicked him out before he wasted any more of my time.
What was my contractor supposed to build?
As he walked to his truck, I heard him shout something about a hot beverage.
My contractor came back the next day with his lawyer and said: “Now I’ve done it 4 times and you owe me my money! Where I sat in l’avion served me loose leaf with honey!” To which I replied: “I’ll pay you for 3, but your last work is shoddy. Why not end with a subway ride to the Tea Party?”