You turn on your phone in the morning and see you've gotten 9 texts from yout friend Bob. Bob is one of those guys who sends a new text each time he starts a new sentence (and sometimes even in between). Here's what they say :
So I met this girl, really unaware of her good looks. (Bob never bothers to say hi)
It was the blasted last day of the week,
so I decided to go in for the kill.
It seems like a whole year passed,
and that I had to tread a great distance.
Man, I went straight down to hell,
and then climbed to paradise.
I'm telling you, I'm thinking so much about her, it's physically impossible...
Anyway, she's German, so for her birthday, I plan on getting her
You sigh as you put down your phone. His story is really unnecessarily lyrical, and he didn't even finish his last text. However, it seems to you like there is a progression, and that somehow, you've heard all of this before somewhere.
Suddenly, you know what Bob will get the girl for her birthday.
What is the progression behind Bob's texts ? What will he get the girl ?
You wonder if Bob got her number.