I walked uphill both ways [closed]

Grandpa: "You young'ins have it easy. When I was your age, I had to walk to school and home again uphill both ways!"

Grandson: Grandpa, that's imposs--

Grandpa: Don't interrupt me child! I'm telling the truth, I walked uphill both ways!

Grandpa isn't lying. How can this be (note: this is a lateral thinking puzzle with many possible solutions--most creative wins)?

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• Bah. Your grandpa had it easy. My grandpa had to swim across a river full of crocodiles to go to school. – Sid Jan 24 at 19:07
• Oh yeah, well my great-grandpa had to (cough) swim across a river of lava to go to school. – bob Jan 24 at 19:52
• My uncle would've loved to swim across a river of lava to go to school, he would've been so lucky! – MikeTheLiar Jan 24 at 22:34
• You mean he got to swim in shark free lava? Luxury. – plasticinsect Jan 25 at 2:37
• To the mods: If I reword this question to have fewer answers then it will lose it's beauty and interest; it is a creative thinking exercise meant to show how many ways there are to do something that on the surface appears impossible. It cannot be anything but broad. Perhaps this time a rule needs an exception? What harm was caused here that the rule protected us from? – bob Jan 25 at 13:32

He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.

• Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story. – bob Jan 25 at 15:25
• Take my upvote! – Riddler Jan 31 at 1:35

Psh easy

Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.

• I love this one! – bob Jan 24 at 18:25

Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.

• That's how I always understood it worked. – Arturo Torres Sánchez Jan 25 at 13:55

possibly

The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.

Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.

• Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :) – bob Jan 24 at 16:51
• Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep. – WhatRoughBeast Jan 24 at 22:39

He had a dog named "uphill".  

• Interesting. I wish my school was like that! – bob Jan 24 at 19:45

wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!

• Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"... – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft Jan 24 at 22:07
• Lolol @ an impossible answer! – Riddler Jan 31 at 1:37

Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.

• Very interesting take on this! – bob Jan 24 at 18:00
• This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative! – bob Jan 25 at 15:26

He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.

This is trivially true if

there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.

• Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool! – bob Jan 24 at 18:24

I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario. Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides. Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.

• This answer is quite clever. – bob Jan 24 at 21:56
• And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :) – jafe Jan 25 at 5:43
• Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken. – Ken Y-N Jan 25 at 6:28

Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.

• Very clever solution! – bob Jan 25 at 15:25

Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.

An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he

also walked downhill

He...

walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!

Grandpa lived on a...

houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.

Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...

houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.

This is how I always pictured it as a child.

The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)

Picture:

• +1 for the picture and for including the snow! – bob Jan 25 at 15:26

Possibility:

His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.

• That certainly works! – bob Jan 24 at 18:56

Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?

• Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution. – bob Jan 24 at 20:43

Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.
There was a...

valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways

• Interesting real-life example. – bob Jan 24 at 20:45