Can't be found east of the Mississippi River.
It moves but has no legs, wings or wheels.
It'll hurt you if you touch it.
I've seen this all my life but didn't think I'd ever have one.
What is it?
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Did you get
a Western Rattlesnake?
Can't be found east of the Mississippi River.
As the name implies, found in the Western US/Canada/Mexico
It moves but has no legs, wings or wheels.
A snake meets these requirements
It'll hurt you if you touch it.
or more specifically, if you touch it. But many people have stepped accidentally on one and it hurts.
I've seen this all my life but didn't think I'd ever have one.
Yes, not exactly a good pet
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Is it
The Mississippi river?
Can't be found east of Mississippi river
Obviously
It moves but it has no legs, wings or wheels
Rivers are in constant movement
It'll hurt you if you touch it
Not sure about this one, but maybe having something to do with currents and drowning?
I've seen this all my life but didn't think I'd ever have one
You've seen the river all your life but can't own it
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Is it
a Jellyfish ?
Can't be found east of the Mississippi River
guess there's no jellyfish in Mississippi river
It moves but has no legs, wings or wheels
it moves with its tantacles
It'll hurt you if you touch it
its venom is painful
I've seen this all my life but didn't think I'd ever have one.
who wants to have a jellyfish as a pet?
that's a weird present though
