An old friend of mine recently sent me an email. Being a linguist, he always finds creative (read: annoying) ways to use his words to baffle me. After about five minutes, I usually just give up. However, recently I discovered about this fantastic website! Here's the email:
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There is more to the email, but it was too long for SE to handle. So here's a pastebin with the rest.
Good luck!