This is an entry into the Fortnightly Topic Challenge #41.
Last night me and my friends had a fun night at the bar. When it was time for us to leave, we couldn't come up with a transport that will be comfortable and fit our status the most. After a while we came up with the following list of candidates (left to right on the picture):
Wild retard Steve
Korn Ferry owner
As we are still in the bar arguing, could you resolve our conundrum? What transport would satisfy our needs?