This is an entry into the Fortnightly Topic Challenge #41.
Last night me and my friends had a fun night at the bar. When it was time for us to leave, we couldn't come up with a transport that will be comfortable and fit our status the most. After a while we came up with the following list of candidates (left to right on the picture):
Oyster
Wild retard Steve
Korn Ferry owner
Bears
Daemons
Croach
This bowtie
AXA editor
Nacho
Doritos
As we are still in the bar arguing, could you resolve our conundrum? What transport would satisfy our needs?