In my first year of life, everything was too noisy
When I turned two, I tried to learn the alphabet, but it felt like I was going in circles
After my third birthday, I learned to play tic-tac-toe
At age four, everything was about money
Year five was about learning to share
Once I turned six, I finally started to grow taller
What happened during my seventh year?
Disclaimer: There isn't going to be an exact answer, but I'll accept any answer in a similar narrative style to the story (arbitrary points for creativity) with an explanation of why it fits in