Note: This question looks like spam, but it isn't. All the "spamminess" is intentional and crucial to solve the puzzle
What does this mean? Apples? Oh you are here, can we be Friends so you can help me investigate? Agreed? I Really need to know what this means for my job portfolio. Please help me, wait you aren't my friend? Learn manners... Are you joking or not? You must be... Ever did you betray me like that... Don't say you aren't joking. No for real... anyways I am talking too much. Crying is the only solution to sadness, which will happen if you aren't my friend. Everyone was supporting me to crack this cipher but i can't... JOB is gone i guess..
i'm Hopeless... no cracking, no Portfolio.. if only Caesar was here to help me. the portfolio is DUE, yes... due... Because After Only 2 weeks (Gmt), Zack will take the job. Because i'm so hopeless please help... Caesar would be able to do this so easily.. If, just if, Life was easy, then You wouldn't be here, you would be in a castle and rich. Life Is not easy. Please help me crack it Because Zack will take it. Zack will ruin everything... Just help. In and Out i tried everything to crack it... Soon everything will change. Trust me about that. Again... only 2 weeks Gmt and i will Cry and You will be the reason.
NOT PART OF THE PUZZLE
It seems chrome has autocorrected some words that needed to be misspelled. I updated the post
See the 2 answers already here by Maximillian and rm-vanda, they come quite close