Me and my darling were in China recently and decided to buy a brand new car from a trustworthy-looking local fellow. Afterwards, I noticed some similarities between

  1. My darling,
  2. the language we used,
  3. our new car's colour, and
  4. the car itself.

Do you think we are happy with our new car?


1 Answer 1


All four of those could be different types of

My darling is Clementine
The language is Mandarin
The car was Lime or Orange colored
The car turned out to be a Lemon
That means, in the end, you weren't happy with your new car.

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    $\begingroup$ He was left feeling rot 13(fbhe) :P $\endgroup$
    – nikki
    Sep 22, 2018 at 21:47
  • $\begingroup$ I had another colour in mind, but this works perfectly. $\endgroup$
    – Jafe
    Sep 22, 2018 at 23:51
  • $\begingroup$ That colour doesn't begin with T, does it? @jafe $\endgroup$
    – Nij
    Sep 23, 2018 at 2:05
  • $\begingroup$ @Nij Begins with O ;) $\endgroup$
    – Jafe
    Sep 23, 2018 at 4:58
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    $\begingroup$ @jafe 'tis an Rot13(benatr), I bet :P $\endgroup$
    – Mr Pie
    Sep 24, 2018 at 8:49

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