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Me and my darling were in China recently and decided to buy a brand new car from a trustworthy-looking local fellow. Afterwards, I noticed some similarities between

  1. My darling,
  2. the language we used,
  3. our new car's colour, and
  4. the car itself.

Do you think we are happy with our new car?

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All four of those could be different types of

Citrus:
My darling is Clementine
The language is Mandarin
The car was Lime or Orange colored
The car turned out to be a Lemon
That means, in the end, you weren't happy with your new car.

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    $\begingroup$ He was left feeling rot 13(fbhe) :P $\endgroup$ – nikki Sep 22 '18 at 21:47
  • $\begingroup$ I had another colour in mind, but this works perfectly. $\endgroup$ – jafe Sep 22 '18 at 23:51
  • $\begingroup$ That colour doesn't begin with T, does it? @jafe $\endgroup$ – Nij Sep 23 '18 at 2:05
  • $\begingroup$ @Nij Begins with O ;) $\endgroup$ – jafe Sep 23 '18 at 4:58
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    $\begingroup$ @jafe 'tis an Rot13(benatr), I bet :P $\endgroup$ – Mr Pie Sep 24 '18 at 8:49

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