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Muh niece Nancy was bored o' starin' at four walls so I took 'er on a tour. We went on muh sailboat, had chicken breast fo' dinner, and bought those li'l cans o' fruit juice that she likes. Went to see the lions in the zoo an' ev'rythin'. Dun' want 'er to lose 'er mind or nothin'.

Where are we?

Hint:

There are ten clues. Extra points for finding them all :)

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  • $\begingroup$ A well-known zoo is the San Diego Zoo and it is pretty close to the shore for sailboats I think $\endgroup$ – Duck Sep 13 '18 at 3:51
  • $\begingroup$ @Duck you may be onto something. They also have chicken and fruit juice in San Diego, I believe! ;) $\endgroup$ – Chowzen Sep 13 '18 at 12:33
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You are in ...

... France.

The phonetically awkward story ...

... has the names of ten French cities hidden in it:

Muh Nice Nancy was Bordeaux starin' at four walls so I took 'er on a Tours. We went on Marseilles boat, had chicken Brest fo' dinner, and bought those Lille Cannes o' fruit juice that she likes. Went to see the Lyons in the zoo an' ev'rythin'. Dun' want 'er Toulouse 'er mind or nothin'.

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I feel like you may be at

a Wings concert

because

Muh niece Nancy $\rightarrow$ Uncle Albert
starin' at four walls $\rightarrow$ Band on the run lyrics
see the lions $\rightarrow$ sealions in Junior's Farm

if i'm right, i'm missing 70% though!

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