Muh niece Nancy was bored o' starin' at four walls so I took 'er on a tour. We went on muh sailboat, had chicken breast fo' dinner, and bought those li'l cans o' fruit juice that she likes. Went to see the lions in the zoo an' ev'rythin'. Dun' want 'er to lose 'er mind or nothin'.
Where are we?
There are ten clues. Extra points for finding them all :)