I have created an unprecedented level of artificial intelligence here in my mother's basement. Its performance is far superior to an average human brain, to the point that it almost rivals my own. Finally I can have actual intelligent discussions with someone! I'm feeling all excited. Now to turn it on for the first time.


Hello, bot!

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What the? You're supposed to...

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...be able to form coherent, intelligible sentences. What is this?

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Okay, off you go. (click) Time to check all the parameters once again. It's not impossible that I have made a mistake somewhere (although it is unheard of). Let's see...

Everything seems to be in order. All the parameters are correct. The power source is working. The intelligence-o-meter is showing a value of 999, as it should.

Let's try this again. Turn this back on...


Hello, bot!

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No no no no NO. You're supposed to be able to speak!

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English, bot, ENGLISH! Do you speak it?

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*click* Sigh. Back to the drawing board, I guess. I was sure I had finally created a brain that matches my vast intelligence. One that I could have intelligent conversations with...

Mother! What's taking so long with those meatballs?

What is up with the bot?


The bot says:

Stupid Meatbrain LOL

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