# All hail the Victor

Victor Vauxhall set off in his Vauxhall Victor to drive from Vauxhall to Victoria in London. He drove at a constant velocity of 30mph. There was no other traffic on the roads at that time, however he never reached his destination. Why?

• Is it too early to accept an answer? This is my first puzzle here, so I'm not 100% up on the etiquette – Phil M Jones Aug 29 '18 at 15:20
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• @Rubio based on the answer Phil selected, would you and Phil both agree that the Knowledge tag would be more appropriate for this puzzle than the Lateral-Thinking tag? – El-Guest Aug 29 '18 at 15:29
• Needs a "LITERAL thinking" tag. – Chris Cudmore Aug 29 '18 at 17:18

## 4 Answers

I'm going to guess that

Since he was going at a constant velocity [which means both constant magnitude and direction ] he inevitably crashed into something as he tried to turn (which he can't really do).

Here is a picture of what probably happened

Since no one was around to help him, he drowned... :(

• I love this answer. My bloody daily voting limit won't allow me to upvote, so I am favouriting this question $\color{darkorange}{\bigstar}$ :D – Mr Pie Aug 29 '18 at 15:09
• I upvoted you before your edit, but now that you've edited it I want to upvote it again. :) – El-Guest Aug 29 '18 at 15:09
• @El-Guest, That's a morbid thought. Watching a car crash into a shipping boat or something like that, no one able to see the smoldering remains of both Victor and the inhabitants of the boat, or hear their screams... – Joe-You-Know Aug 29 '18 at 15:33
• @Joe-You-Know in a battle between a car and a shipping boat, I'm 73.2% sure that the shipping boat inhabitants will be just fine! That said, would you consider this thought more or less morbid than my 3rd guess, above? ;P – El-Guest Aug 29 '18 at 15:37
• OK, I've decided to go with this one, largely because the picture made me snort coffee on the desk. But kudos to Rubio for wording it more precisely The extra half-clue is revealed here - bit.ly/2MG2FjP – Phil M Jones Aug 29 '18 at 15:54

Well, since

velocity is speed and direction, a constant velocity means straight-line motion. That would put Victor in the Thames river.

He will not be reaching Victoria today.

• Actually, reading all answers again, this one is the most accurate, unless this is what Joe-You-Know meant, but didn't quite word it right. – Phil M Jones Aug 29 '18 at 15:39
• @PhilMJones I read Joe-You-Know's answer as indicating trying to turn at that speed would be a problem, and intentionally distinguished my answer from that one. – Rubio Aug 29 '18 at 15:41
• @Rubio, Actually, I put constant velocity for a reason, knowing that Velocity is both magnitude and direction. Him derailing [in the image] was him hitting something before being dumped in. – Joe-You-Know Aug 29 '18 at 15:43
• However, I do agree that your answer makes that clearer. And if people want to interpret my answer a different way, your answer is more correct. – Joe-You-Know Aug 29 '18 at 15:45

Okay, I've got a few jokey answers here, and I'm not sure about any of them, which is why this is probably good for a lateral-thinking tag.

Guess 1: (Original guess which is best suited to the lateral-thinking tag)

His destination wasn't Victoria in London?

Other, slightly more jokey guesses:

Guess 2:

Looking at a map, you have to cross the Thames to get there; maybe he crashed into the river because this is the first obstacle he'd hit if he travelled at a constant speed and direction?

Guess 3:

The Vauxhall Victor was last produced in 1978, so Victor is dead now?

PS: As a science geek I really appreciate Joe-You-Know's answer, because that was my original Guess 2! Go upvote his answer!!

He ran out of fuel, his car stopped and that's why he never reached Victoria.

• ....how did nobody think of that? $(+1)$ :D – Mr Pie Aug 31 '18 at 0:43