Color me true,
But don't call me blue.
Roast me if you care,
Though grab my coat if you dare.
They find me throughout,
Delicious, don't you doubt.
6 Answers
Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!
Chestnut - this is an original riddle so shouldn't call you this.
Color me true,
Chestnut is a reddish-brown colour.
But don't call me blue.
A chestnut as a ha-ha joke so not sad or adult (but too old).
Roast me if you care,
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Though grab my coat if you dare.
Chestnuts (especially the horse) have a prickly coat.
They find me throughout,
Chestnut meaning commonplace (conker sounds like conquer).
Delicious, don't you doubt.
Sweet chestnuts.
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$\begingroup$ Tom, this was a great answer; I learned quite a few new things here. +1 $\endgroup$– Taco タコスAug 23, 2018 at 19:22
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$\begingroup$ You got it! Will give the tick tomorrow. $\endgroup$ Aug 23, 2018 at 23:39
Are you a
Marshmallow?
Color me true,
You roast them.
But don't call me blue.
There can be blue flames in the fire you roast them in, or blue can mean sadness and marshmallows are pretty cheery.
Roast me if you care,
It is the best way to eat them.
Though grab my coat if you dare.
It is hot!
They find me throughout,
In a s'more.
Delicious, don't you doubt.
Almost solid sugar.
Title
maybe a softy because marshmallows are soft?
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2$\begingroup$ I'm not sure about the coat, since in my experience that is the only thing to grab... $\endgroup$– piojoAug 23, 2018 at 9:26
Is it:
Corn? Hopi maize is known as blue corn. It can be roasted. Its outer layer ("coat") is quite thick so it would be tough to grab it. Corn is pretty ubiquitous. It is also quite delicious. Plus, no one likes to be called "corny"!
Are you a:
Waffle?
Don't Accuse me of being one!
Waffle is an insult meaning brainless/dumb
Color me true
There is tons of recipes for "True Belgian Waffles" etc.
But don't call me blue
Don't google that (NSFW), as it is a rather unpleasently looking disease
Roast me if you care
Waffles can indeed be prepared by roasting them.
Though grab my coat if you dare
Waffles (Belgian Waffles in particular I believe) are often coated in sugar
They find me throughout
Waffles are not only found everywhere (almost every household has one person Knowing how they are prepared due to their recipes simplicity) There are also a LOT of different waffles throughout the world: American, Belgian, Liège, Hong Kong Waffles, etc. There are even variations like waffle cones for ice cream.
Delicious, don't you doubt.
Waffles are a staple in almost every country's breakfeast regiment. They are simply delicious.
First time posting on any SE, so I hope I didn't mess up the spoiler feature
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$\begingroup$ Welcome to Puzzling.SE! This is a great answer! I especially enjoyed your reasoning behind They find me throughout. Please feel free to take-the-tour as with all SE sites. $\endgroup$– Taco タコスAug 23, 2018 at 19:18
Is this a
Chicken
?
Color me true
But don't call me blue
To be "Chicken" is to be "Yellow", not "Blue"
Roast me if you care
Though grab my coat if you dare
Roast chicken is delicious, but fresh out of the oven the skin will be very hot!
They find me throughout
Chickens are found worldwide
Delicious, don't you doubt
Roast chicken is delicious
But, most of all:
Don't Accuse Me Of Being One!
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$\begingroup$ Though grab my coat if you dare; not going to lie, as I read your answer I was completely expecting rot13(unir lbh rire gevrq gb chyy n puvpxra'f srnguref). :D $\endgroup$– Taco タコスAug 23, 2018 at 19:21
Are you a
Lobster/Crab?
Color me true
Lobsters turn red when cooked
But don't call me blue
Some lobsters are blue prior to being cooked
Roast me if you care
You can roast a lobster to prepare it
Though grab my coat if you dare
I think this refers to either the lobster snapping at you while alive or removing it's shell when dead.
They find me throughout
People hunt lobsters in many places
Delicious, don't you doubt.
Some people even seem to enjoy eating lobsters apparently
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Generic Person seems to be in a crabby mood