Once I and one more sneaky ass
Planned heist of a hideous mass.
- Let's steal all the (^-^)!
- Man, hold up your (^-^).
- (^-^). Then, let's steal all the grass!
- My man, you look boring and (^-^),
You have no chance of getting laid!
- Then help me! - he (^-^).
His (^-^) was an (^-^)
Of school where he learned to look great.
There once lived a negotiator,
That had a response to each hater:
- You ain't passed a (^-^)
Of becoming a (^-^),
Go (^-^) and I'll talk to you later.
An ice-cream merchant from Westbridge
Wants to exploit a Matrix glitch:
- If I could (^-^)
A single (^-^)
That kind of (^-^) would make me rich!
Right on the top (^-^) of little book (^-^)
I found an old story, which pages I (^-^):
The story was sad,
It's driven me mad,
A tale of a dwarf with no (^-^).
Once Gandalf's life wasn't so merry,
But now (^-^) man wants to marry!
I hope you can (^-^)
Him one certain (^-^) -
He'll (^-^) it for his wife to carry.
A joker found (^-^) at the peak,
The jokes he made (^-^) of were weak.
Devoted to (^-^),
He aimed to (^-^),
But none of the puns did the trick!