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Two long sharp teeth

Two holes beneath

My bite is neat

I do not eat

What am I?

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Well this is far fetched, but let's try:
It is

scissors

Two long sharp teeth

Scissor has two blades

Two holes beneath

you can make two holes with their blades, or as @Shahriar Mahmud Sajid mentioned in comments, it can refer to the two holes used to hold the scissors.

My bite is neat

When they cut something, they cut neat

I do not eat

they don't eat :)

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    $\begingroup$ i think second clue refers to- ROT13(gur gjb ubyrf hfrq gb ubyq gur fpvffbef) $\endgroup$ – Shahriar Mahmud Sajid Aug 17 '18 at 9:03
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    $\begingroup$ Bingo, Yahtzee, Checkmate, We have a winner, and so on. +1 $\endgroup$ – Brent Hackers Aug 17 '18 at 10:17
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You are

a stapler.

Two long sharp teeth

the sharp ends of the staple pointing out

Two holes beneath

the two holes at the bottom force the staple to bend

My bite is neat

bites through paper

I do not eat

yep

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    $\begingroup$ Close! Very close. But not quite. My teeth are my own and they are longer and sharper. $\endgroup$ – Brent Hackers Aug 17 '18 at 8:44
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Let's give this a try:

a paper punch

Leaves two neat holes in paper with long metal rods and doesn't require to eat.

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  • $\begingroup$ Also very close. But my teeth are longer and sharper still :) $\endgroup$ – Brent Hackers Aug 17 '18 at 8:43

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