I'll admit, okay? I have no tongue.
But that doesn't mean that we are done-
A delicious dessert, or perhaps your manhood;
But don't forget to double it good.
A cold treat with a 'nana
But without the sun-
'cause that would melt it,
Which would be no fun.
And perhaps instead we could mention my dad,
Also two of him, or it could turn bad.
I'm horrendously ugly;
I'm sorry, okay?
You just have to realize
that I was born this way.
Riding on my father's coattails-
Or perhaps I meant my mother?
And maybe not riding at all
but embedding even deeper.
Maybe I can't speak
Like an imaginary electric rat,
But my appearance can still give you a heart attack.
With my streamlined, thin body,
you might think I'm a model,
But if you saw me you'd run me over; full throttle.
Big, fat feet and spaced out eyes-
Honestly, God didn't even try.
For real, I can't stress how ugly this thing is. Relay this poor creature's existence to all you know. Oh, that's right! Give me a moment... yada yada yada... "who am I?"
What do you mean, "Hint 1"? The hint is right there in front of you! Okay, Okay, alligator teeth!