The other night I did these things:
- I alternately climbed the rungs of success and slid down to failure.
- I got a car, went to college, got married and had up to four strangely-colored children
- I went to jail, got out and bought up a good chunk of New Jersey.
- I was jocundly rewarded for using anomalistic words.
- I tried to conquer the world utilizing limited travel corridors.
Can you tell me what night it was?