These phrases are meaningless by themselves, but upon closer inspection, they all describe various instances of the same thing. Can you figure these out? Give this problem a try, and when you're ready, keep existing for an eventual solution.
Bearskin Rug, or Hairy Parent
The French Addition
Greasy Macaroni
Middle East Country, or The Demise of an Old Cloth
Protein Powder MLMer
Launching prison knives
1001 kg
Fan above child
I can.
Upgraded gorilla
The Value of sentences
Small log
Unable to find minerals
Bonus: Some Clock Junkie has placed 2 unfitting phrases in the above list. Can you identify them?
Hint:
All of the phrases describe nouns. However, this is not the answer. You must be more specific.
Extra hint:
All of the phrases describe people. However, this is not the answer. You must be more specific.
Huge stylistic hint:
For example, "Clock Junkie" = Ben addict = Benedict