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I'm a serial killer
But I'm not on the lam.
I put nips onto noses
'Cause I don't give a darn.

I've an eye for a card game,
I help flats for the lasses.
Like to scare in October,
Knock kids right on their bottoms.

Fan favorite in baseball,
But I fly with the Brits.
I'm spicy and cheesy, but
I won't give you trots.

I cut like a knife,
But I'm bad news for trucking.
I love calisthenics
Which can help with your yoga.

What am I?

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  • $\begingroup$ I can't help thinking of Jason (Serial Killer, October, Baseball, the knife... :) ) $\endgroup$ Jul 9, 2018 at 8:14

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I don't have quite every line figured out yet, but I'm fairly sure you're

Jack

I Can Do Anything!

Jack of all trades

I'm a serial killer

Jack the ripper

But I'm not on the lam.

I put nips onto noses

Jack Frost. Thanks @SuperWild1

'Cause I don't give a darn.

I've an eye for a card game,

The jack is a card with an eye.

I help flats for the lasses.

Car jack. Thanks @SuperWild1

Like to scare in October,

Jack o' Lanterns

Knock kids right on their bottoms.

Jack in the box

Fan favorite in baseball,

Jackie Robinson, or Cracker Jack

But I fly with the Brits.

Union jack

I'm spicy and cheesy, but

Pepperjack

I won't give you trots.

I cut like a knife,

Maybe a jackknife or lumberjack

But I'm bad news for trucking.

A car jack can be used to steal a truck. Jackknifing. Thanks @SuperWild1

I love calisthenics

Jumping jacks

Which can help with your yoga.

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  • $\begingroup$ Very nimble answer, and quick, too! $\endgroup$
    – Chowzen
    Jul 9, 2018 at 4:46

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